“For someone who spends so much time obsessing over sex,” Rita said, “I thought you’d be a little more comfortable inside a sex shop.” And perhaps I ordinarily would feel a little more enthusiastic about the whole dildo store enterprise had this place not been a funeral home for twenty years, right up until August of last year. Uncle George on my mom’s side of the family was memorialized here. Considering he died of a massive coronary suffered while fucking […]
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